Isekai Brothel – Prologue

Surprisingly hard to translate? Something short I found off syosetu, just to take a break from ryouriban every now and then (I don’t even know if this is good or not :v) I was originally going to release this all in one go, but i didn’t want ryouriban to have too many gaps in between~ i.e. gimme views~ for my ego

Manager of the Other World Brothel


Prologue – Brothel 「Papillon Somnium」




Today too, the Royal Capital Grengaina is trying to start it’s night, as flickering lights illuminate the shops.


Well that’s only natural, so long as this planet is not suddenly completely destroyed.

Wondering how far this planet is from Earth, or that maybe it’s a different world to begin with, I haven’t cared about such things since a long time ago.Read More »

Ryouriban – Chapter 34

Please point out any mistakes, so for the speech brackets, I’ll try to add them when I think it’s really hard to know whose who, but i’ll try to make the speech patterns of everyone a little more distinct (I feel like I wanted to say more but I keep forgetting :v)


16, Conclusion and Motsunabe (Turning Chapter)

(Author’s note: Update ⅗)


“So? Have you thought of something!?”

“Not yet, but….. for now, I’ll do something about the problem in front of me!”


Hi it’s Shuri.

In order for me to do what I can, I escaped from the jail together with Gann-san’s help.

My eyes were hurting from the bright candle light but, I can’t say that kinda thing out loud.

Right now, I am running down the castle’s corridors.

Heading for the food storehouse.Read More »

Ryouriban – Chapter 33

I apologize if things sound weird here and there, its hard to form a sentence without butchering the original, yet still keep the essence, (playing grimm notes and going through my vocaloid library there’s just many good songs I didn’t know about)


16, Conclusion and Motsunabe (Second Chapter)

(Author’s note: Update ⅖)


There is no time left.

I, Ekress, has sent Gann to Shuri, and was heading to Gingus by myself.

This scandal, I must end it as quick as possible.

The reason was simple.

When I was worrying about the information was leaked by Ganglabe-dono, a letter arrived.

The sender of the letter was the famous 『Gourmet Princess』, the princess of the Newbyst Royal Family. Although she is still young, she holds extraordinary talent, a genius who is deeply related to the kingdom’s internal affairs.

It’s from Tebis Newbyst.Read More »

Ryouriban – Chapter 32

Looking at syosetu, i feel a desire to translate some short good novels, i found a few, but i also really want to at least catch up with ryouriban too :v dilemmas (Also happy australia day to whomever it concerns~ lala)


16, Conclusion and Motsunabe (Beginning Chapter)

(Author’s note: Thanks for waiting!

It’s update part 1 of 5)


Circumstances are people that come and change, moment by moment.

Eh? It’s not a person?

No, It is. A person like a 『Human』.

Maturing while you’re not aware, turning bad, doing good things, heading towards a bad direction.

And I got involved whilst not noticing that.

Bring right in the middle of the height of chaotic battlefield.

I had no idea, being a peaceful idiot who could only stand behind everyone.


And now, right here, my real worth is being tested.

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Ryouriban – Chapter 31

Hamburg = hamburg steak and vice versa :v I’ll switch between the terms sometimes just to clarify or make it sound better sometimes

Side story, Code Hamburg – Rirushu of the Rebellion


“…… I see, so there were such circumstances”

“Yes, su. In short, the reason he was arrested was just because he was caught in the conspiracies of the second son, su”

“Screw off. How did Shuri get involved in that”


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Ryouriban – Chapter 30

There were a few things I couldn’t convey properly in this chapter without altering it too much so, it might sound weird in some places ;-; I tried… also soz for late chapter? :v Gintama bingeing~ but damn Dillema sound so good~ (mad edits kyuubei fucking kyute and tsuki~)

15, Fate and Potato Galette (Part 2)


(Author’s note: I finally finished writing….. Finally updated)


I am always thinking.

Why I was born. What I should do.

What I want to do.

If I was born with a vastly different figure.

I wonder if I could be at ease without worrying like this.Read More »

Ryouriban – Chapter 29

Nice short chapter (w)  cool let’s not talk about the earlier rant anymore and hope for an uchimusume chapter

15, Fate and Potato Galette (Part 1)



That is the determined future. Destiny you cannot change.


Or something like that, I wanted to try to say something cool today, it’s Shuri time.

After eating Potato-mochi I’m sleepy so I’ll sleep.

Today is already over!

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Ryouriban – Chapter 28

Long chapter hue (pressures of translating? idek)


14, Truth and Potato-mochi (Part 2)


(Author’s note: You’ve waited for this! I feel as I update)


Since I’ve been born, I have been obligated to live by “out of sight”.

I can never stand out. Days of being forced to do the dirty work behind the scenes.

Investigating the secrets of the chief vassal who works dishonestly.

An intelligence network at every place, establishing an espionage network.

Learning assassination techniques and detective techniques.

My everyday is completely doused in darkness.Read More »

OMAGAWD (as i type more i realise…. please don’t read this)(but i’ll post it anyway cause I’m hypocritical and… retarded :c)

TL;DR: Next chapter of ryouriban AND uchimusume tomorrow aka… aproximately 12 hours? within 24 hours (uchimusume really just as an apology for this shit i call a post/rant)

Next Ryouriban chapter is frikkin ridiculous… between the 40 pages of google docs, stupidly profound language

当たり前の幸せを幸せだと言える。 <— what is this shit? Being able to say that the (natural <- dafuq is natural happiness goddamn) happiness (in front of you <– well i can’t say that cause thats not what the script says) is a blessing? Idek. fuck. I’m only N2 go away… but N1 or go home… and then never use japanese again

I like ryouriban but gdi, author so inconsistent with length qq… varying from 6 pages of google doc to 40 pages… mai gawdo

(Do not read further for insanity…)Read More »

Ryouriban – Chapter 27

14, Truth and Potato-mochi (Part 1)


Characteristic of the masses. Limited to the Region.

It seems that there is no one who can’t sense the fascinations behind these words.

Even I, in order to eat Miso Ramen in Hokkaido, have been to Susukino.

After I ate the Miso Ramen I went into a Bird Tavern (Tori Izakaya) for a drink, it seemed to have become quite a vigorous trauma. But the Tsukune was delicious.Read More »